The Train Job...

"A TRAIN passenger who went "berserk" and tried to open the emergency door while travelling at 70mph has claimed she did it because she was scared of the person she was with."

Those wacky Brits... More here...

"Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command." Jayne from Firefly episode "The Train Job"